1- ...When you get an ICQ message that says if you send this to every
one on your list within the next 24h your one true love will call you and
you send it then you get mad when Bowie doesn't call.
2- ...When the first thing you ask someone you've just met is "Do you
like David Bowie?".
3- ... When you use the lyrics of Thursdays child to remember
you days of the week in English.
4- ... When you flip through your CD holder and you only find
David Bowie CD's, in the exception of maybe one CD.
5- ... When you go on a school trip with 200$ and buy 117$ worth
of David Bowie CD's.